That is indeed me with a couple of my Chuck Norris Facts posters.
Happy 70th Birthday to the King of Badass!
Some of the good but not so famous Chuck Norris facts on them:
- The first rule of Chuck Norris is you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
- When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris does not “style” his hair. It stays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
- When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
- Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to breathe.
- Before he forgot to give a gift to Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
- There is no such thing as a nuclear war: just a bunch of countries fighting over Chuck Norris’ feces.
