That is indeed me with a couple of my Chuck Norris Facts posters.
Happy 70th Birthday to the King of Badass!
Some of the good but not so famous Chuck Norris facts on them:
The first rule of Chuck Norris is you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not “style” his hair. It stays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to breathe.
Before he forgot to give a gift to Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
There is no such thing as a nuclear war: just a bunch of countries fighting over Chuck Norris’ feces.

That is indeed me with a couple of my Chuck Norris Facts posters.

Happy 70th Birthday to the King of Badass!

Some of the good but not so famous Chuck Norris facts on them:

  • The first rule of Chuck Norris is you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
  • When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris does not “style” his hair. It stays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
  • When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
  • Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to breathe.
  • Before he forgot to give a gift to Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
  • There is no such thing as a nuclear war: just a bunch of countries fighting over Chuck Norris’ feces.

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